You are a fake, but you’re an extremely clever one.  You find out secrets by being an excellent snoop and by paying the domestic staff, who see and hear everything that goes on.  From the maid, you learned that Miss Peach has a box of very improper photographs in her bedroom. From the butler, you heard that Miss Shell is two-timing Burt Sienna with Mr. Green.  Finally, by peeking in the keyhole of Empress Ebony's dressing room, you saw – indisputably -- that the Empress is actually a man.